We've been away...BUT we're back NOW bringing the LOL's

Where do we start... lets change the direction of this blog we are no longer finding love at CVS or Vons we've changed locations.. we are now frequenting house parties and your local bar. ORRRR the best one yet our best friends best friends friend sisters dog and I gotta tell you.. the temptation is beyond us! So we're attending a plethora of events this weekend.. stay posted to see how many dogs we catch (RUFF RUFF) with our bacon bits ;)

LOVE ALWAYS CASSIE & DREA

WE Fecked up...Allow us to introduce ourselves

By the way that was not a typo listed above...neither is the sock in our crotch...FECKED PEOPLE! its the new word!

Cassie( 38...22..55) No no we're only kidding... here is the low down.. she's a 21 year old who's looking for a canadian musician to settle down with..(no updates on whether she's still holding her breath)

Drea and no thats not short for DreaQuan-Deesha.. is looking for sexual chocolate without the cream (get your head out of the gutter...we reserve a private residence there) Naw but foe- reeeel she be 22 thick legs small waist with a big behind she wanna DIMMMEEEEE thats top of the linnneeee no no once again shes just looking for smart conversation and someone to spoon with.

Thank you Earthlings

Borders on South Lake Avenue

Today .. as in a week ago.. we embarked on our first adventure (Borders Bookstore) everything seemed quite normal until we encountered our first bitch, and by bitch we mean old man who couldn't keep his bifocals off of us while eating his ginormo sub! We tried to shake it off but his crumbs were about the only thing doing so! Any-whoo we ended up grabbing our selected reads and finding a nice spot by the window, oh did we fail to mention the reason why we are at borders is because we believe we will find Mr. Right at this desired location as opposed to bumping nasties at the club... so lets continue were at the window drea reading Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs and cassie reading A Year in Travel when a giant douchebag decides that Borders is a prime location to proceed to dial every person in his contacts and talk about the most mundane things at the highest decibel. We gave him the usual grunt and death stares and did we mention STINK EYES...but all were unsuccessful and we attempted to continue to read our toilet material, cassie spotted a potential mate over in the Romance sextion but as always her balls came up missing and could not take the two steps over to introduce herself. Instead she read and settled for the miniscule eye contact and cringe he gave her when she said "what the fuck, tell that bitch to shuttup". We tried to finish reading our books and on our last attempt to be serious bifocal gramps came by us and proceeded to fart...and FART LOUDLY!!!! it was then we knew we should stop looking for potential gold at the bookstore. But that only brought up the next adventure...what about the grocery store?

Until next time Blog World

Birthday Sex

So today we discovered this song... and we say today as in three weeks ago... before the time of this blog...and lets just say we have been in a trance

we cant wait til our birthday's hahah